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    <description>I'm a bigger fool than I thought</description>
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    <title>Callipygian</title>
    <link>http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/33-Callipygian.html</link>
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    <author>crimsonsoul@randommumblings.net (Keith)</author>
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cal·li·pyg·i·an, &lt;i&gt;adjective&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
having well-shaped buttocks.    </content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 22:31:05 +0100</pubDate>
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    <title>Mendacious</title>
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    <author>crimsonsoul@randommumblings.net (Keith)</author>
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men·da·cious, &lt;i&gt;adjective&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
Telling lies, esp. habitually; dishonest; lying; untruthful: &lt;i&gt;a mendacious person&lt;/i&gt;.    </content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 22:27:23 +0100</pubDate>
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    <title>B3ta Challenge : Kids' Anti-drug Posters</title>
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    <author>crimsonsoul@randommumblings.net (Keith)</author>
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&lt;a href='http://www.randommumblings.net/uploads/say_no_to_rugs.jpg'&gt;&lt;img width='62' height='110' border='0' hspace='5' src='http://www.randommumblings.net/uploads/say_no_to_rugs.serendipityThumb.jpg' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not the best competition on B3ta and it was late.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Message thread &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.b3ta.com/board/7038288&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.    </content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 23:24:20 +0100</pubDate>
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    <title>B3ta Challenge : Move Combos</title>
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    <author>crimsonsoul@randommumblings.net (Keith)</author>
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&lt;a href='http://www.randommumblings.net/uploads/b3ta_emperor_snatch.jpg'&gt;&lt;img width='78' height='110' border='0' hspace='5' src='http://www.randommumblings.net/uploads/b3ta_emperor_snatch.serendipityThumb.jpg' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Message thread &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.b3ta.com/board/7000306&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.    </content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 23:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>Runing PHP from Cron</title>
    <link>http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/29-Runing-PHP-from-Cron.html</link>
<category>Computers</category>    <comments>http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/29-Runing-PHP-from-Cron.html#comments</comments>
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    <author>crimsonsoul@randommumblings.net (Keith)</author>
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I administer a small &lt;a href=&quot;http://phpbb.com&quot;&gt;PHPBB forum&lt;/a&gt; under the name of &lt;a href=&quot;http://forum.gamerslounge.co.uk&quot;&gt;GamersLounge&lt;/a&gt;.  One of the users asked if we could have &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSS_(file_format)&quot;&gt;RSS&lt;/a&gt; feeds posted as forum entries.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/29-guid.html#extended&quot;&gt;Continue reading &quot;Runing PHP from Cron&quot;&lt;/a&gt;    </content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>Keith Numbers</title>
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<category>General</category>    <comments>http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/28-Keith-Numbers.html#comments</comments>
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    <author>crimsonsoul@randommumblings.net (Keith)</author>
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What can I say.  I was scrolling through a random page, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.stetson.edu/~efriedma/numbers.html&quot;&gt;What's Special About This Number?&lt;/a&gt;, offered to me by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.stumbleupon.com/&quot;&gt;StumbleUpon&lt;/a&gt; when under 197 I see the phrase &quot;is a &lt;a href=&quot;http://mathworld.wolfram.com/KeithNumber.html&quot;&gt;Keith Number&lt;/a&gt;&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Being called Keith I think that's pretty cool. &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.randommumblings.net/templates/default/img/emoticons/laugh.png&quot; alt=&quot;:-D&quot; style=&quot;display: inline; vertical-align: bottom;&quot; class=&quot;emoticon&quot; /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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    <pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 23:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>Happy Families</title>
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<category>Personal</category>    <comments>http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/27-Happy-Families.html#comments</comments>
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    <author>crimsonsoul@randommumblings.net (Keith)</author>
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So heres the bombshell: My mum rings me up last night and tells me that my dad is moving out.  A bit of swearing but on the whole she was quite calm and matter-of-fact.  36 years of marriage out the window because my dad feels that they have nothing in common anymore.  Just to rub a bit of seasoning in hes even admitted to a number of affairs and one-night-stands.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/27-guid.html#extended&quot;&gt;Continue reading &quot;Happy Families&quot;&lt;/a&gt;    </content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>Technical Problems</title>
    <link>http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/26-Technical-Problems.html</link>
<category>Computers</category>    <comments>http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/26-Technical-Problems.html#comments</comments>
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    <author>crimsonsoul@randommumblings.net (Keith)</author>
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My hosting company recently decided to move to shiny new servers. All very smooth and response times have noticeably improved, particularly for other domains that I have.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However they also decided to be a bit stricter on whats allowed in PHP and folder permissions which has given me a few problems.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/26-guid.html#extended&quot;&gt;Continue reading &quot;Technical Problems&quot;&lt;/a&gt;    </content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 13:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>A Happy New Year</title>
    <link>http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/25-A-Happy-New-Year.html</link>
<category>General</category>    <comments>http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/25-A-Happy-New-Year.html#comments</comments>
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    <author>crimsonsoul@randommumblings.net (Keith)</author>
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Better late than never, I'd like to wish everyone a very healthy and prosperous 2007.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The usual New Year's resolutions apply:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Eat and drink more healthily.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Stay off the cigarettes.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Get my flabby arse to the gym more often.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So far I'm doing okay.  Certainly eating more fruit, haven't had a coffee or tea so far and have managed to get to the gym a few times.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We'll see how it's going in a few more weeks...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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    <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>I become an uncle!</title>
    <link>http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/24-I-become-an-uncle!.html</link>
<category>General</category>    <comments>http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/24-I-become-an-uncle!.html#comments</comments>
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    <author>crimsonsoul@randommumblings.net (Keith)</author>
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&lt;a href='http://www.randommumblings.net/uploads/Karen_twins.jpg'&gt;&lt;img width='110' height='83' border='0' hspace='5' align='left' src='http://www.randommumblings.net/uploads/Karen_twins.serendipityThumb.jpg' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;My dad's just called me to let me know that I'm now an uncle!  My sister has given birth to two very cute girls called (it's now official) Casey and Kaitlyn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
All doing very well though one of the twins (Casey I think) has a touch of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.hebs.co.uk/readysteadybaby/youandyourbaby/newborn.htm&quot;&gt;jaundice&lt;/a&gt; and is spending some time under a sun lamp and my sister's legs and feet have swelled up to amusing proportions!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hopefully they should be clear to go home very soon.    </content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
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    <title>Reworking Yahtzee</title>
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<category>General</category>    <comments>http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/23-Reworking-Yahtzee.html#comments</comments>
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    <author>crimsonsoul@randommumblings.net (Keith)</author>
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I wrote a HTML version of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.keithpaine.co.uk/yahtzee/yahtzee.htm&quot;&gt;Yahtzee&lt;/a&gt; many years ago as a small &quot;I'm bored at work&quot; project.  It enjoyed a brief state of popularity when my mate &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.popey.com/&quot;&gt;Alan&lt;/a&gt; put it on his site as the 404 page.  Even today, many years later and with no advertising by me, I still get around 1,600 hits a month.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, my girlfriend was recently playing it and mentioned that it didn't seem to work too well in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/&quot;&gt;Firefox&lt;/a&gt;. No surprise there really as I wrote it very much for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.microsoft.com/windows/ie/default.mspx&quot;&gt;Internet Explorer&lt;/a&gt;, seeing at that is the only browser we have at work.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/23-guid.html#extended&quot;&gt;Continue reading &quot;Reworking Yahtzee&quot;&lt;/a&gt;    </content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2006 20:46:58 +0100</pubDate>
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    <title>Last.fm</title>
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    <author>crimsonsoul@randommumblings.net (Keith)</author>
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&lt;img src=&quot;http://static.last.fm/depth/advertising/lastfm/mini_black_rev.gif&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; /&gt; Knowing I was in to my music a friend of mine at work recommended &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.last.fm&quot;&gt;Last.fm&lt;/a&gt; to me.  There's a lengthy description on &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last.fm&quot;&gt;Wikipedia&lt;/a&gt; so I won't try and explain it all except to say that you listen to music, the site logs it and then recommends other bands to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.randommumblings.net/index.php?/archives/22-guid.html#extended&quot;&gt;Continue reading &quot;Last.fm&quot;&lt;/a&gt;    </content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 21:42:39 +0100</pubDate>
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    <title>Well done Mr and Mrs Pope</title>
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    <author>crimsonsoul@randommumblings.net (Keith)</author>
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Mr good mate Alan and his good lady wife Clare brought, as Alan puts it, Popey 2.5 into the world on 6th September.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Congrats mate.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.popey.com/popey_version_2.5&quot;&gt;Popey blog entry&lt;/a&gt;.    </content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2006 17:42:42 +0100</pubDate>
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    <title>Coprophilia</title>
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    <author>crimsonsoul@randommumblings.net (Keith)</author>
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cop·ro·phil·i·a, &lt;i&gt;noun&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
An abnormal, often obsessive interest in excrement, especially the use of feces for sexual excitement.    </content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 23:36:08 +0100</pubDate>
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    <title>Defenestrate</title>
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    <author>crimsonsoul@randommumblings.net (Keith)</author>
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dee-FEN-uh-strayt, &lt;i&gt;transitive verb&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
To throw out of a window.    </content:encoded>
    <pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 23:23:23 +0100</pubDate>
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